The Truth about Caillou


The children's television series Caillou isn't at all what it seems. Caillou is actually a sixty-something year old, bald, paraphilic infantalist old creep. One day Caillou was involved in an accident and went into a coma. Every episode of the series, which portrays him as a child, are what he's been dreaming while he's in a coma. Also, the series is cursed, so if you watch it Caillou's ghost will molest you in your sleep.